Maybe you are in the minority these days. But who are you to be bothered about this. Just keep on doing well something that you firmly believe in, something that has been passed through your family from generation to generation. You and your family are still going to church every Sunday. And of course, in tow are your fine, growing kids. Even if they are just going to be dropped off to Sunday school while you and your partner, husband or wife, attend the main service, they will be dressed in their Sunday best as well.
You are wearing your fine dress reserved for just those occasions. And if you are the man of the house, your jacket and trousers are always smartly pressed. And you never forget to knot your tie just so. Well, you try anyhow. And it is really awkward at times, especially when you are in a hurry. You do not wish to be late for the reverend’s main homily. So, what is a fine father, or mother to do in such moments? Well, it is quite simple really.
Never be late and always be punctual by clipping on your favorite tie instead. And while you are about being on time for church, the chaps in your brood will be wearing their fine kids clip on ties too. Oh, and what about the girls? Did you not know that it is quite smart and fashionable for them to be wearing ties too these days? They look quite smart with their white blouses and woolen knee length skirts. And the clip on’s also keep the kids quite safe.
There is no chance of strangulation or choking among the young ones.